Look, I am Brinsley Kenmore, OK?

Despite my girly appearance and fancy hair, I'm pretty tough.

I like Bruce Lee movies and kicking ass downtown!

I also like hanging around bus stops, smoking cigarettes and yelling Ramones lyrics at passersby.

But after a long day of being hardcore I put on some soft PJs and take a nap.

And if I hear you making fun of my bunny, I'll fuck you up.

XOXO, Brinsley.